Gravity falls Conspirasy

So, I've been watching gravity falls. Origanally,  mystery stuff, but as I went on episodes. I came up with my own conspiracy:

Who wrote the Journals?

Alot of people are saying old man Mcgucket wrote the journals, because of this picture:

However, I watched this video and it gave evidence that this picture might be a fake.I think that it might be Stan. In a video by this youtuber, he decoded one message "stan is not what he seems", in the first journal. this might me Stan misleading us. The portal. Stan opened a portal in the last episode of season one, once he got all 3 journals, but  I believe they are just a key to portal. Repeatedly the the pages used are called blueprints. Stan already had the portal built. Let that dawn on you. He also had a six-fingered glove. He doesen't have six fingers, you might say. But did he? Stan also  has a very mstyereious tattoo... He mentions 30 years in one, so did a certain monster 6 fingers might be misleading too all journals have been found on pine property stan had one He isn't exactly normal ...

SIX HUNDRED THIRTY SOMTHING VEWERS!

Thhank you all viewers but I dohave one questin. How do you know when I post stuff. I just posted my Pc vs mac  analogy and 5 minutes ater 4 viewers. I know I asked this qestion yesterday on Where's Jessie but still It's 1:35 right now I am going to post this right now and check at 3 45

Pc vs Mac

( I got this opinion from a programmer and an engineer and the analogy is from myself.)

Windows computers are better than macs 

(see I can't even uppercase the m)

A mac is like a dog. All the puppies,(iPads, iPhones ect.) are loved by everyone and want attention. But soon they get old and annoying like the bigger dogs,(macs) and are very simple but a good companion.

Windows Computers are like cats. Even though the kittens (devices) get less attention but they don't care and get on with their life. The cats are complicad but can be easy to use and are more useful.

Where's Jessie?

No one Gets left behind!

Hey! where's Jessie?

In my bathroom, there is a stool that, with first look, holds a wonderful message: No One Gets Left Behind!. It has all the Toy Story characters too, Woody rex, Buzz, Bulls Eye, Slinky, Hamm and even those loveable Aliens. Even though it desplays that message, a toy still get's left behind.

 JESSIE! She really deserves to be in color, with all the main characters. But, she didn't even get to be an outline. Off topic but I published this before I finished it. 10 minutes later it has 11 posts. How do you do that, notifications or somthing, please tell me! Anyway I know it's a male product but if there going to leave out a main character at least put a different message.

But look because it's a boy toy and I'm a girl I can get this pretty pink princess stool instead. At mcdondalds I can soon get a barbie doll instead of a cool working car.

But I'm perfectly ok with that according to some people including celebs. but look if I want a non-sexist stool:

Go Muppets!