6th day of Christmas

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HOLIDAYS

I'm going to skip the ad and the carol today and just do the post. First of all I'd like to say some good  rules of Christmas. (following is optional but I suggest you follow rule 2 or you'll get coal)

1. Don't get too caught up in getting and buying.(4th day)
2. Don't be a jerk
3. Get presents for some people
4. Don't make fun of what people believe in
Add rules in the comments if you want!

 When I did this post it was the day before Christmas so HORRAY! That morning I went on Google's Santa Tracker. Even if when Santa's still up north and the trackers not up it is really fun. TRY IT! If it's Christmas Eve tracking santa is really fun and EDUCATIONAL!

  We'd like to interrupt this program for the following message: Kids, before you stop beleaving in santa think about it. Would your parents wake up in the middle of the night, put presents under the tree and call themselves Santa? Where would they hide the presents?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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CAROLING TIME!

Melty the Snowman

that's all i have to say

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Christmas is coming! Think your own thoughts!

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MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! 

SAVE MONEY! 

GET MONEY!

USE MONEY!

GIVE MONEY!

BUT ONLY AT The Horibal mall

CAROLING TIME!

On the first day of Christmas
my enemy sent to me:
A badger in a bare Tree

On the second day of Christmas
my enemy sent to me:
2 snapping turtles
and A badger in a bare Tree

On the third day of Christmas
my enemy sent to me:
3 mad Hens2 snapping turtles

and A badger in a bare Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
my enemy sent to me:
4 Screaming Birds
3 mad Hens2 snapping turtles
and A badger in a bare Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
my enemy sent to me:
5 broken Rings
4 Screaming Birds
3 mad Hens2 snapping turtles
and A badger in a bare Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
my enemy sent to me:
6 Geese attacking
5 broken Rings
4 Screaming Birds
3 mad Hens2 snapping turtles
and A badger in a bare Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
my enemy sent to me:
7 dead swans floating
6 Geese attacking
5 broken Rings
4 Screaming Birds
3 mad Hens2 snapping turtles
and A badger in a bare Tree

REMEMBER

The holidays are not about getting, Santa or gifts. The holidays isn't about fretting and rush. The holidays are a time for family and love, sometimes it means giving to show the love. If your family is

believes in Jesus then Christmas is about his birthday and gods's greatest gift to the world. Don't get caught in the holiday rush, give some love.

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Do you want to make your holidays happier?
or your Christmases Merrier?
Go to the Word Market today at Dictionoplis!

Caroling Time!
Broken Bells
Broken Bell
Broken all the way
What horror in this ride
in a no-horse doomed sleigh HELP!

SANTA

He's a wonderful people. He's Kris Kringle ,St.nick ,Father Christmas,
and a million clauses. From ruldolph he's not the nicest and from
A Year without Santa Claus he's loved and he loves. He's
magical and caring, jolly and mysterious. I guess you could
call him …Amazing

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In the store on the week of Christmas

RUSH RUSH RUSH

LONG Lines 

Screaming

Rudeness 

Theft              

Crying

Confuision

Broken things

danger 

kidnapping

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT?

NO!

Escape Holiday hurry go to Despret store today!

CAROLING TIME!

I'm dreaming of a Green Christmas
Just like the ones I only know
Where the trees have leaves
kids wear no sleaves
To hear bikes ride through the grass.

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be the best you've seen
And none of your Christmases be green.

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be the best you've seen
And none of your Christmases be green.

HAPPY HOILIDAYS! Trivia

1. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas what makes the grinch nice?
2. Why is Hanukkah celebrated?
3.Who invented kwanzaa?
4.Where is the celebration of lights celebrated?
5. Why is the New Year IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER?!!

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I am a person, your most likely a person so you understand that your alive or not. And I'M NOT. Seriously, I'm not kidding. I've  been bitten by zombies and after you get bitten your exactly the same. No wanting brains, turning green, or dieing. The only diffrence is no pain EVER. So yay. I hope you get attacked for zombies for the holidays. No pain and Eternal life.

Just another review from one of our valued custumers. Zombie bites, only from Wertricnu

Saftey Precaution

USE COMMON SENSE 

CAROLING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wallis, the white-nosed santa
had a big blizzard nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it snows.(like a snowstorm)

All of the other santas
used to laugh and call him names (like Frosty)
They never let poor Wallis
play in any santa games. (like risk)

Then one boring Christmas eve
Reindeer came to say: (neigh neigh neigh)
"Wallis with your nose so fun,
won't you ride the sleigh after sun?"

Then all the santas loved him
as they shouted out with glee,(yipee)
Wallis the white-nosed santa,
you'll go down in history! (like Rudolph)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
To begin my first day of Chrismas I would like to ask you a few questions about Rudolph. If you you don't know him is he really famous? Maybe not?(I know you know him but listen.) Look at the beginning of the song:
You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all

What reindeer do you know the most?

A. Dasher
B. Dancer
C. Prancer
D. Vixen (by the way that's deer meat)

E. Comet

F. Cupid

G. Donner

H. Blitzen

I. Rudolph

I bet you chose Rudolph. I mean really you know his backstory, what he looks like and if you've seen the movie you know a lot more. The other reindeer should get more credit, they do plenty. Remember the message is bold.

I'm doing a week of Christmas. This means I'll be posting things about Christmas until Christmas.

 (remember to check poemtime)